Meh

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

burgerkid:

when you do something wrong but you were only trying to helpimage

mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

caitlincst:

thegirlygeekinitiative:

soldmysoul4wifi:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY

UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”

UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG

CAN I SHIP IT

No, itll sink

you

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

Guy puts a sign out asking people to help sharpie his old Volkswagen, the result is awesome.

daleks2dope:

daisyazuras:

emdefmek:

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http://imgur.com/a/4S2zN

I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.

and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick

troy-and-abed-in-a-bubble:

Cowboy Bebop?

No man, you’re thinking of bee-boo-boo bop boo-boo bop.

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windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

carlofscar:

Rip man

kavvaiiest:

thats how you relationship

kavvaiiest:

thats how you relationship