my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love
then spoil it
it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time
WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE
this is how u use tinder right
he came out of left field with this one
Beauty and the Beast
Lilo and Stitch
The Princess and the Frog
The Lion King
The Little Mermaid
Alice in Wonderland
Winnie The Pooh
when ur fav character in a show unexpectedly dies
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
This shit is on point.
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half