when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
when you do something wrong but you were only trying to help
if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i
SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY
UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”
UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG
CAN I SHIP IT
No, itll sink
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.
and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick
No man, you’re thinking of bee-boo-boo bop boo-boo bop.
if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life
The fuck to do you mean for six year olds
thats how you relationship