Meh

automatically:

me as a parent

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.
The most sober thing a drunk person could say  (via clanni)

meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
HEY FOLLOWERS

askboxmemes:

TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.

whywouldyoufollowme:

Dont sell my girl no weed bruh, u sell it to me, i will give it to her. My girl come home, and already gotta dub bag of chronic, im not smokin with her, cause i know she fucked. Dont even drive ya girl to go get the weed “babe ima run upstairs n get it” she up there for…

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

chelle-the-evil-queen:

cheppo:

iguanamouth:

together at last

excuse me i have something important 2 add

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the unholy trinity

mishaesque:

my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he’ll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride’s (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn’t be made a short film with I don’t know what should

payneful0ve:

Shots fired

payneful0ve:

Shots fired

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

I wanted you to fight for me! I wanted you to say there is no one else that you could ever be with and that you would rather be alone than without me.
One Tree Hill (via missinyouiskillingme)